Them: What are your long term plans ?
Me: Define "long term."
Them: Okay, say the next five years.
Me: Well, in comparison with the rest of my life, 5 years isn't all that much. I mean, I'm going to live 'til around 80. 5 years sounds awfully short, in my opinion.
Them: Well, what are your short term plans ?
Me: I have no idea, hey. I don't even know what I'm doing for the rest of my life, let alone the next hour.
I hate when conversations end up like this. I'm such an asshole sometimes.