The meaning behind my URL: It’s one of my favourite nursery rhymes/children’s song, and I like nautical things like sailors, pirates and boats.
Weakness: Generally speaking, romance, cliché pick up lines and lame jokes, surprise gifts that they only purchased because it reminded them of me. Shit like that.
Bestfriend(s): Michael, Celeste, Ryan, Larry, Bradley, Kelly, Rachel, Hannah. I have a lot of really close people to me, but these are the main ones I can tell anything to.
Last time I cried and why: I threw up water and bile straight after getting out the taxi on Saturday night. It was the most viscous vomit in a long time, and my stomach paid for days.
Piercings I have: Ear lobes stretched to 10mm, right tragus, right nose, belly button, and tongue frenulum. All which range from 2 years old to 5 years old.
Favorite Band: Angus & Julia Stone, and Underoath.
Biggest turn off(s): Liars, cheaters, untrustworthy people, people who always blame others for their mistakes, people who don’t generally put any effort into looking decent on a daily basis, those who overindulge in drugs/alcohol/casual sex.
Fact about my sex life: Despite some crazy ass reputation that I’ve slept with a lot of guys, it’s actually wrong. I’ve had sex, a fuck load of times, but only with the same guy. I’ve slept with 5 guys in total, and none of those were one night stands. I was either dating them, or still remain friends with them.
Tattoos I want: I have this thing about tattoos, where I don’t actually tell anyone what I’m getting, I just show up with a new one and surprise everyone.
Biggest turn on(s): Anything to do with stroking/scratching/kissing/licking/biting the following general areas: lips; neck; hips; back; thighs.
Age: Twenty three.
Ideas of a perfect date: I prefer something of common interests, with loads of opportunities for conversation starters, something you don’t do on a daily basis, and something that always supplies laughter, and with someone who doesn’t mind being a fool in public like I am.
Life goal(s): Become a highly respected nurse at my facility, specialising in either Dementia or Wounds; buy a house; get married and have kids; own a Pug; travel to Fiji, Russia, Japan, Canada and England. Not in that order, but you know what I mean.
Piercings I want: I’ve decided that the next piercings I get will be three anti-helix piercings.
Relationship status: In love and fully committed relationship of 3 years in May.
Favorite movie: I have loads, but off the top of my head: The Shawshank Redemption; The Adventures of Milo and Otis; Howl’s Moving Castle; Hook; Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl; Edward Scissorhands; Beetlejuice; White Chicks.
A fact about my life: The last time I ever spoke to my father was on my 10th birthday, when I told him I never wanted to see him again. The day he passes away will not be a sad one for me.
Phobia: I hatehatehate fabric in or near my mouth, it makes me want to vomit. I don’t like it when people splash water near me, or trying to dunk me underwater. Being abandoned. Deep water combined with heights. Putting my face under running water in the shower, I feel like I can’t breathe.
Full name: Legally it’s Bianca Rosa Albanese, but I’m in the slow ass process of getting off my butt and legally changing it to Bianca Rose Addams. Everyone just goes with the name I plan to change to.
Tattoos I have: An Ouroboros in full red, dead centre of my upper chest, taken from the anime series Fullmetal Alchemist; “No fate but what we create” in black script on my left hip; “Avada Kedvara” in black script on my inner wrists; “Happiness is the meaning and purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence” on my inner top right arm.