they say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone / / they say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Hell-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all.

A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying it's female population.
~Hank Moody.

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