You’re a sucky kisser, literally. When I put my tongue in your mouth, you’re meant to caress it with yours. You do not suck on it like a fucking lollipop. Keep the saliva to a minimum as well. It may also help if you didn’t pretend our tongues were sword fighting either. Kissing is supposed to be sensual, not some hard muscular wrestle in my mouth. If I wanted that, I’d suck your cock, but that was funny looking too, so no.