If I don't reply to your fucking Facebook chat message bullshit thingy, it means I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk now, later tonight, tomorrow, the day after, or the day after that. I don't want to talk to you, ever. Fuck off. You're boring and we have nothing in common.
Ugh, swear to motherfucking heaven, if my Facebook chat bings at me one more motherfucking time, I'm going to block you, you boring ass son of a bitch.