Sure, you see them get their gear off, and I’ll admit that they’re fucking good at it, but the rest of the movie is shitballs. Seriously, I paid to see you get naked, not talk about your life goals and shit. If I wanted that, I’d see a rom-com or some shit.
I said shit a lot. Shitty shit shit-shit.
Is it weird that I saw a stripper movie with my boyfriend’s mumma? Is it weirder that she suggested he work out and become a stripper because he’s so handsome and women would love his naked body?
MORE IMPORTANTLY, THERE WAS NO PENIS INVOLVED. JUST BUTTS. THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HOLYWOOD.