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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

omfg


I’ve had two people ask today if I really am pregnant.

LOLOLOL NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.

I ate diary. I’m lactose intolerant. I bloated enough that I looked like I was pregnant. We made a joke. Sarcasm does not transcend over the internet very well. I also hate children. Fact.

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